John Martin

Posted by The Gaffer on October 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

PLAYER PROFILE – John Martin

D.O.B: 10-7-66
Nickname: Woody
Best Position: Behind the bar / Right Back
Previous Clubs: 21 Engineer Regiment, Malling Magpies
Football Idol: Steve Dyke
Best moment of Football Career: 35 yard volley own goal against Snodland
Pre-Match Superstitions: 2/3 pints of brown beer
What is your favourite?
Card/Board/Computer Game: Snap/Cluedo
Football Team: Aston Villa
Car: Mini Cooper S Convertible (according to Donna)
Music: Genesis, Billy Joel, Eagles
Film: Where Eagles Dare
Food: Italian
Subject at School: Biology
TV Show: Monty Python
Sport (apart from football): Rugby, Cricket, Ballet
Pizza Topping: Lizard and anchovy
Ice Cream: Liquorice
Most embarrassing moment on or of the field: Knocking myself out at the Belgium Spa Grand Prix. Who won ?
Describe yourself in three words: Cheerful, generous, revered

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- Paul : Some pictures of the over 30's v under 30's in the gallery. Wiggins shovel foot from 5 yards is the main highlight
- Rob : VACANCY - there is now a vacancy at HUFC for the position of 'Legend'. Applications to the committee please.
- Paul : Well waddyaknow old people are better at football than young people
- Bob : Unfortunately the Subbuteo game (See latest news) might have to be put on hold as I've got to try and get Bobby Charlton out of my knee.
- Paul : Roy, I would have held £5 back and invested in a dictionary (Missis :lol:).
- Pedro : In addition to this all my free time is spent on youtube watching wing chun fights from movies!
- Pedro : I'd have to decline on the opportunity to do such a job... whilst Chris Kamara is one of my heroes i could never emulate such greatness and i could definitely never compete with the quality of writing of the 1st teams match report... plus i remember probably no more than 35% of what happens during our games!
- Roy : Wiggins 4/10 I think this would be a great job for Pedro to be honest, he reminds me of a young Chris Kamara..... Everybody will be pleased to know my money has been invested wisely.... It's been given to the missis!!
- Paul : PLEASE MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO FLOG YOUR TICKETS AND COME ALONG TO THE CLUB DRAW TOMORROW NIGHT.
- Paul : Take it away Roy/Pedro
- Rob : Make your own report, just pick from these - JB own goal, poor finishing, Wiggins 4/10, Pete kicked door, game of 2 halves, Tasty good/bad...etc
- Paul : Sorry the 2nd's bit is always a bit short in latest news but I'm slightly hindered by the fact I'm not there.So score, scorer's and league position etc is about all I can do.
- Pedro : I recall Wiggins once posting on here asking if anybody wanted to write a full seconds match report every week and if they didn't that he'd consider stepping in to the role... Petition to get Bob writing full match reports!
- Roy : Did somebody fall asleep doing the 2nd team's match report?
- Paul : Please note the above fixtures relate to next weeks game on the 10th and not last weeks,next weeks or any other week that isn't the 10th
- Paul : Your going to have to do this every week now
- Bob : Just in case the previous message is confusing. That was for last weeks game against West Hill.This weeks game against Bexhill is away.
- Bob : Just in case anyone does n't know. The seconds game is at home this week. Meet at the ground at 12:30.
- Roy : Sorry to disappoint everyone but when Bob says "Young" that means she's probably around 79....
- Paul : What about a haircut
- Bob : Octane now have a young lady working there. I think I might go and get my quiff trimmed.
- Paul : Amended Sir Bob
- Bob : Sorry Paul but I think you'll find we are playing in the lower divisions cup this week. Still, keep up the good work!
- Bob : With my eyesight I can't see anything!
- Rob : It'll be one of the best passes that you've seen for a while!
- Bob : 9 more years and I can retire and get a bus pass
- Rob : You'd have more chance in the WWF...they look after endangered species!
- Paul : The 'Deluded Pensioner'
- Bob : After my body check on Jason yesterday I'm thinking of joining the WWE. Any ideas for a tough wrestling nickname?
- The Gaffer : Bubble write your password down, you might not forget it again then!!!!!!!!!
- Roy : Cheers for tonight Robby. I enjoyed that.
- Roy : The write up on the ESFL Website is quality, we "flexed our muscles"!!?
- Paul : Sorry Roy I'll text you special
- Roy : I don't have a text Chan..
- Paul : Answer your texts
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